Smells Like Retrograde and Regret – Funny Astrology Candle for Manifestors, Empaths & Cosmic Comebacks

When Mercury’s doing backflips and your life suddenly feels like a deleted draft — light this candle. “Smells Like Retrograde and Regret” is your cosmic reset in a jar: part self-care, part spiritual humor, and 100% good energy.

Infused with intention and a wink from the Universe, this candle helps you laugh through the chaos, reflect on what’s realigning, and burn away the energetic leftovers of every “what was I thinking?” moment. Whether you’re cleansing after a cosmic curveball or gifting your favorite astrology-obsessed friend, this is the candle for vibes that bounce back.

These 9oz scented candles are hand-poured into eco-friendly, beautifully crafted glass jars — the perfect blend of sustainability and style.

•     Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax)
•     Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from farmed soybeans
•     Clear glass vessel
•     Average burn time: 50-60 hours
•     100% cotton eco wick
•     Permanent adhesive label
•     Please note: All candles have the same natural color

	One size
Height, in	3.25
Diameter, in	3.00