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Smells Like Retrograde and Regret – Funny Astrology Candle for Manifestors, Empaths & Cosmic Comebacks

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    When Mercury’s doing backflips and your life suddenly feels like a deleted draft — light this candle. “Smells Like Retrograde and Regret” is your cosmic reset in a jar: part self-care, part spiritual humor, and 100% good energy.

    Infused with intention and a wink from the Universe, this candle helps you laugh through the chaos, reflect on what’s realigning, and burn away the energetic leftovers of every “what was I thinking?” moment. Whether you’re cleansing after a cosmic curveball or gifting your favorite astrology-obsessed friend, this is the candle for vibes that bounce back.

    These 9oz scented candles are hand-poured into eco-friendly, beautifully crafted glass jars — the perfect blend of sustainability and style.

    •     Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax)
    •     Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from farmed soybeans
    •     Clear glass vessel
    •     Average burn time: 50-60 hours
    •     100% cotton eco wick
    •     Permanent adhesive label
    •     Please note: All candles have the same natural color
     One size
    Height, in3.25
    Diameter, in3.00

     

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