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Smells Like Retrograde and Regret – Funny Astrology Candle for Manifestors, Empaths & Cosmic Comebacks

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When Mercury’s doing backflips and your life suddenly feels like a deleted draft — light this candle. “Smells Like Retrograde and Regret” is your cosmic reset in a jar: part self-care, part spiritual humor, and 100% good energy.

Infused with intention and a wink from the Universe, this candle helps you laugh through the chaos, reflect on what’s realigning, and burn away the energetic leftovers of every “what was I thinking?” moment. Whether you’re cleansing after a cosmic curveball or gifting your favorite astrology-obsessed friend, this is the candle for vibes that bounce back.

These 9oz scented candles are hand-poured into eco-friendly, beautifully crafted glass jars — the perfect blend of sustainability and style.

  •     Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax)
  •     Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from farmed soybeans
  •     Clear glass vessel
  •     Average burn time: 50-60 hours
  •     100% cotton eco wick
  •     Permanent adhesive label
  •     Please note: All candles have the same natural color
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Height, in 3.25
Diameter, in 3.00

 

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